Naked man arrested for carrying a concealed weapon
Sunday. 11.5.06 11:18 pm
This article is just so hillarious that I had to share it with everyone!!
This guy in california was being arrested for indecent exposure. He was masturbating and had a weapon concealed in his rectum. This is a real article...
Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon
EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) -- A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.
Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.
Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.
"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.
It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.
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oh my gods!
i grew up 10 minutes from that town! that was my bart station of choice! my childhood! tainted! » invisibleinkling
on 2006-11-05 11:39:16 Dang
that whole story is just messed up. That should tell ya he needs to go right back to prison. He's just not right. Kinda scary the creeps/weirdos that walk the streets with us. » Princess_00
on 2006-11-06 12:38:52 Awl, I mean awe that is such a reamer
Ha ha and they posted his name LOL » JMC
on 2006-11-06 01:28:36
that is um interesting.... » stlcardsgal86
on 2006-11-06 02:00:08 Well
She couldn't really. But she might have tried if traffic had allowed for it.
And that story... What a guy. I guess he'll be back in prison for awhile. Hopefully nobody gets shanked with his concealed weapon. It's dirty. » Chloefoxx
on 2006-11-06 03:40:26
... Wow... I kind of knew what an awl was, but after looking it up... Oh my God! It's sad and yet funny at the same time! » Katrina
on 2006-11-06 10:14:37 that is effing awesome » middaymoon
on 2006-11-06 09:16:00
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